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Double Yuh.

Wed Jul 8, 2009, 9:34 AM
  • Mood: Bemused
  • Listening to: White Winter Hymnal - Fleet Foxes
  • Reading: Brisingr
  • Watching: Eddie Izzard.
  • Playing: Candy Land.
  • Eating: Cake shavings.
  • Drinking: Diet Dr.Pepper
When really, my favorite letter is Q.

I'm a simple gal. Really. Nothin' much goin' on in my little life.

There ain't better time spent in my book than wanderin' 'round antique shops, flea markets, thrift stores, garage sales or yard sales. I love furniture stores and art shoppes and I think a good lunch is movie theater popcorn.

Bakin' chili powder shrimp pizza and frisbee cookies with friends is best on a Wednesday. Eddie Izzard or Jim Gaffigan stand-up is always welcome with a big bowl o' Cheetos and enough Bookoo Wild Berry Energy Drinks to O.S. (Over Sugarfie) an elephant brigade.

I would love to discover a store where they sell nothin' but energy drinks. Gather all that I would like to sample, and go home and evaluate which ones I would purchase again and give the duds to caffiene-addicted hobos. Then steal the pennies left in their socks once the sugar crash knocked 'em out.

The Super Nintendo system and the Nintendo 64 are the most epic game systems ever made. I am addicted to the Legend of Zelda, SIM, and Pokémon franchises. Kiki's Delivery Service is my happy movie, and Hayao Miyazaki is a brilliant animation director.

As I grow older, I wish to learn kickboxing, and how to master playing the piano, violin, fiddle, banjo, and harmonica.

I am interested in fashion designin' for clowns, steampunk metalwork, flair bartendin', and potential stand-up comedy. (If I were to give up my almost inhuman shyness and anthropophobia-- but honestly, who'd wanna give up that?! -Hyurkhyurk-) Additionally, creatin' retail t-shirts is also a very intriguin' prospect.

Maru-chan chicken ramen noodles and neapolitan ice cream is a diet I wish to the highest form of gods would work.

I finally learned how to ride a bike. Next up is rollerskatin'. Maybe skateboardin' if my hips hadn't disintegrated into a million pieces by the end of learnin' to rollerskate.

Did I mention that I'm obsessed with bananas? Love everythin' 'bout 'em. The color, the feel, the symbolization, the smell, the taste-- the word "Banana" itself. Just LOATHE the texture. Slimy, goopy and mushy. Thus, bananas are my favorite fruit, though apples are first in texture.

Tattoos. They will be on my body eventually. One'll be a banana on my shoulder. (BANANAS. BANANANANANAAAA.) Another's a rainbow star-chain somewhere on my ankle. A fish behind my ear. Fred, my tiny pink 'n' green Godzilla, will also join on my quest to become a minor canvas. He'll probably end up somewhere on my arm.

Aside from bein' an author, I also plan on majorin' in herbology. Open up a little dinky herb shoppe somewhere and sell homemade concoctions for all yer herbal needs.

My house will hopefully have stairs. And a large abundance of land for my stray ranch. (I shall take any stray or unwanted pets that I find home to nurse to health and potentially keep as my own. Spayin' and neuterin' is a must for them. Yes. I will get a license if necessary. Don't critique me on licenses. I'm gonna need a billion of 'em in my life, but this I felt like listin'.)

Be sure to look out for my fantasy series. It'll be a smash hit in local bookstores and school reading drives everywhere. Just you wait.

...

Yessir.

Simple as simple gets.

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  • Current Residence: LIKE I'M GONNA TELL YEW.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Too big. :'c
  • Print preference: Usually a "9 x 12" or an "8 x 12".
  • Interests: Reading, writing, painting, Bookoo Energy Drinks, Eddie Izzard, comedy stand-up.
  • Favourite movie: Kiki's Delivery Service / Mirrormask / RENT / The Dark Knight
  • Favourite band or musician: Many.
  • Favourite genre of music: Any genre you can think of and more.
  • Favourite artist: MADNESS.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe/J.K. Rowling/Christopher Paolini
  • Favourite photographer: Hm.
  • Favourite style of art: TOO MANY.
  • Operating System: iMac. (Even though I'm a PC.)
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod.
  • Shell of choice: Peanut shell.
  • Wallpaper of choice: None.
  • Skin of choice: Pale and soft. Freckles are nice, too.
  • Favourite game: EARTHBOUND SADFADSFKAJLDKF;;;
  • Favourite gaming platform: SNES, Gamecube, Nintendo DS.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Lilo & Stitch. c:
  • Personal Quote: "I don't have a muffin top. I have a fucking pound cake top."
  • Tools of the Trade: Keyboard, Microsoft Word Edit, pencil, sketchbook, canvas and tiny paintbrushes.

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